You see, when I take these pictures of this wonderful gem of a store, I have to get the timing exactly right. There’s cars coming in the other direction and I have to be stopped at a red light, backed up in traffic, at exactly the right spot. Unfortunately, today my shot was ruined as rapper Eve drove past, looking miserable. When asked why the long face, the former star of a UPN sitcom responded, “I’m coming to return my shit! This man be sellin straight up shit!”

The Daily Yard Sale Of Trash was closed today due to inclement weather. The only thing on the lawn today is actual trash, not to be confused with the usual weeks worth of trash that goes up for sale on that lawn.

That bedroom door from 1983 is this week's clearance special! Also on sale this week are some books from a 1979 Scholastic Book Fair in the Chester Elementary School Library and a bunch of filing cabinets from an office somewhere from 1972.

You'll love this lightly used cd tower from 1996. Did your heat get cut off because you're poor and couldn't pay the bill? Don't worry, you'll go crazy for this kerosene heater from 1983! Need a trash can from 1992 to throw away all those bills you're not going to pay? The Daily Yard Sale Of Garbage has you covered! Or is a globe from the charter school down the street more your style? And check out that end table from 1981!

You'll be in heaven with this Hoover™ that's only ten years young! Also on sale this week are two bodacious bedroom doors from 1983 and 1979. One of them even has a For Sale sign on it so as not to be confused with last week's trash! In need of a marvelous Maytag™ washer from 1989? Look no further! How bout a...what is that thing in that box next to that bathroom sink from 1985?? What is that?

This sleek and sexy bar stool from 1982 is this weeks curb side special! This deal is a real steal! Priced right at eighteen dollars and seventy nine cents*, you'll want to take it home today! But get here fast, it'll be gone in a flash!

*alternative form of payment consisting of a dime bag and three Newport™ cigarettes also accepted.

Originally featured as a prize on a 1980 episode of The Price Is Right™, this sexy Frigidaire™ fridge features a slot to hold ice trays! On sale for forty five dollars and twenty three cents. Hurry, this won't last!